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Chelsea, Chelsea, We're gonna make this a blue day!

Chelsea lovers, keep your heads up high and chins up!
Be proud of the boys in blue, be very very proud of them!

Look at it this way, the season has not ended for the Blue Heroes!
They are no Superman, no Batman but they are heroes in many hearts!

With two EPL games and the FA Cup Finals to go, Chelsea still has a glimmer of hope to win the second trophy of the 2006/2007 season! Yes, the draw with Arsenal last night concluded that Manchester United is the EPL Champions of this season but there is still the FA Cup to play for! 19th May, here we come, here we come! No doubt, Chelsea can win and will win for the first time with this fabulous squad! I have faith, very much!

COME ON COME ON COME ON THE CHELS!


Arsenal 1-1 Chelsea @ The Emirates

This match is not exactly the best match to watch but the last 10 minutes were the best action ever seen, really! Even better than Manchester United vs Arsenal with Arsenal winning with a last minute goal.

Oh anyway, I do not like Arsenal now and I shall boycott all of their games and go against them though I find Theo Walcott and Cesc Fabregas absolutely cute. Well, those do not matter for their fans suck to the core! Fancy chanting, "Li-ver-pool! Li-ver-pool!" as a snide to remind the Blues' elimination from the UCL. What the hell is wrong with them?! Aren't they even more loserfied for losing to a lousy PSV?! Shut the hell up, all right! Sore losers.

Speaking of Cesc Fabregas, stop causing my darling to get boo-ed, please! The brawl at the Carling Cup Finals made the Arsenal fans hate my darling so much! But check out who started it first! It's THE GUNNERS! Damn, bang bang, you die arh!

The last 10 minutes were fanatic with (22-1) players scrambling around the field, trying to score so desperately as the score was tied at 1-1. Chelsea needed the goal to keep their dreams of regaining their championship for the third year in the row alive while Arsenal needed the points to move ahead of Liverpool. Oh bother, and it ended up with a draw so one point each, fair?! Actually, no! Of course not! Notice, Chelsea was down to 10 men for about 50 minutes, thanks to a straight red to Mr lousy Khalid Boulahrouz. I do not want to blame him for the lost but the truth is he frigging conceded a penalty thus giving Arsenal a chance to go by one goal up. Gilberto scored, nice penalty, actually. But the damn penalty conceded was such a clumsy one! If his legs are not long enough then don't stretch them! Why so persistant?! Ahh, you stupid shit!

Okay, I don't want to talk about him. He is not the lead guy of the match but the loser. Damn him.


Jose Mourinho, The Special One: I LOVE MY TEAM MORE THAN EVER!
Me to The Special One: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN EVER! (Is this a confession? HAHA)

'At half-time everybody thinks it over,' he continues, 'then in the last 10 minutes of the second-half, I think everybody thinks Chelsea is going to win the game.'
(No, I thought we would have scored a goal, okay! Scott Sinclair was not bad a substitute actually. He knows step-overs, I'm impressed! And and, he managed to bring the ball forward and created a shot for Soloman Kalou but Mr Small Elephant missed it so it was simply the most unfortunate thing! Boohoo.)

'That is the spirit Chelsea play with all the time. This is down to a special group of boys, and as I told them, I love them more now than I have done in the previous seasons.'

'I trust them more now and I am ready for next season. It is a pity it doesn't start tomorrow.'
(Yes, Mourinho, they love you too, that's for sure! MOURINHO, YOU ARE THE BEST!)

The thoughts of the likes of Frank Lampard, who had just set a new Chelsea record of 60 games in one season, to that last regret from his manager have yet to be discovered!
(Aiyoh, Mourinho, you should be more concerned for Frankie! He's like the man!)

'Sometimes when you win a lot of things, the moment you lose is because you didn't give everything, the commitment and ambition is not the same, you lose mental competitive qualities. That is when you have to blame yourself and players - and this season was the opposite of that.'
(Yes yes, with so many injuries, Chelsea is still able to be the Carling Cup Champions, Semi-finalists of UCL, 2nd for EPL and Winners/Runner-ups for FA Cup, that's something! The team never gave up and fought on strongly. The biggest pity was to lose on penalties yet again. DAMN PENALTIES.)

'In our dressing room, people gave even more this season than previous seasons because in those seasons, no real injuries, no real problems and winning, winning, winning. This season, the boys were fantastic and today is a great example of that.'

'This is the perfect game for somebody who wants to succeed in the Chelsea dressing room to watch a couple of times and analyse and understand the principles of this group. To understand why some people succeed in this group and why somebody don't succeed.'

'Man United are the champions and I give congratulations to their manager, their board, their players and anyone at Man United who gave them help.
(Mourinho simply refuses to say that Manchester United is the better team this season, HAHA. But of course, Chelsea is better so yay yay yay!)

'Next season we will be ready. We have still the FA Cup Final to play but July 9th, we will start again and this game gives, in terms of spirit, the standard for we have to do.'
(We cannot wait for the new season to start! Quadruple, Treble, Double or Single? At least defend the damn Carling Cup and win the EPL back and win the holy grail, UCL! Haha, you know what, just win everything! Love love.)


From Neil Barnett:
1) If anyone thinks Frank Lampard hasn't had a brilliant season, they're out of their minds. He has played in 60 games, more than any other Chelsea player in history, scored 21 goals and accumulated 20 assists. The Arsenal fans booing him yesterday seemed to have grown out of the frustration of two years without any trophy and 10 games against Chelsea without a win.

2) Arsenal with 11 men for 90 minutes against Chelsea with 11 men for 42 minutes and 10 for the rest of the time, had less shots on target than us (2-3), less shots off target than us (4-5), less corners than us (3-7) and, because they didn't get behind our defence, less offsides than us (3-8).

3) We have never had a manager like José Mourinho, no-one who galvanises his supporters like he does. Yesterday's 'chin up' instruction was impossible not to follow and was unique amongst our managers.

4) Yesterday showed what good pass-and-move football we can play. In truth, we didn't create numerous openings, even with 11 men, but without Didier Drogba we were still able to fight and dominate and pass-pass-pass. In contrast, Arsenal's goal was from a big lump down the middle.

5) Michael Essien this season from his positions in emergency defence has assisted the equaliser at Barcelona, won the corner for the equaliser at Man Utd, scored the equaliser home and away against Arsenal, scored the winner at Valencia, and on several occasions played in a back three while driving the team forward to a result (Everton away, Wigan away, Tottenham home etc). He is the epitome of a top modern footballer.

For those who say we have no history, that's rubbish. We have a history of entertaining, of glamour, of big crowds, of fun.

And, of course, we are making history.

Three games to go. There is more history to be made this season.

Most information taken from Chelsea's website.
Feel free to visit www.chelseafc.com, you people!





Let me speak to the Chelsea players individually!
(At least let me hallucinate I am talking to them, HAHA)

Jose Mourinho: You are the bestestestestestest manager on earth! No matter what others say of you, you are still the best! No words can put you down and I have great faith in you though I won't deny I doubted you for a couple of days. (Haha, but only those few days) Mourinho, if that shallow Roman Abramovich sacks you, I will boycott Chelsea as well and follow you to the new club! You rock it, Mourinho! (:

FRANKIE LAMPARD: For once, you are mentioned second but it doesn't mean you are ranked second. It's just cause Mourinho is the manager so got to respect him and he's mentioned first. Darling oh Darling, you've had a great season, all right! So don't be dejected about the two shitty losts in a week. You played well, you really did! Come on, heck those critisms! They are bulling to themselves like people singing an awful tune! 21 goals this season, though not increasing, that's a fantastic result! You are capable of more so show your worth in the last three games of the season! I've never lost faith in you though slightly when you have been on a goal drought. Hahaha. Never mind that, you are still the best in my heart! Forever & Always, <3 My Number Eight! Oh, and I'm looking forward to see you in Singapore! Please come, Love!

John Terry: JT, Captain of the Blues! Despite loads of injuries, you managed to come back strong and helped the team in every way you can! You are still the best defender, all right! Aiyah, though you almost scored an own goal and that would have made Petr Cech kill you. HAHA. Anyway, you are the Superman! Don't cry because you've lost, cry because of happiness! FA Cup, reject every shot from the Manchester United dudes! Oh Yes!

Michael Ballack: Mr German Captain, I've already helped you curse that Titus Bramble for injuring you so please get well very very soon! Do you know you are very damn important to the team? No one running after the ball or big-sized enough to tackle irritating midfielders! You are so missed, very very badly! Despite only scoring 8 goals, 3 of them were winners so you are very very important nonetheless! Who says Chelsea is selling you! They should sell Boulahrouz! HAHA. Get well soon and join the rest and kill Manchester United in the FA Cup Finals!

Andriy Shevchenko: Hi there, 30 million pounds! Why are you injured also? Aiyoh! You may not have been scoring like a machine but your terrorize-o-meter is rather high, you know! Get well soon and join Mr Big Elephant to terrorize Rio Ferdinand at the Finals then he'll score another own goal! Fun right, fun right? HAHAHA.


Aiyah, lazy to speak to the rest. Another time lah. Haha.

With much love.

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