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I have a story to tell but before I do so, this is one hot picture of my darling, Frankie, after he has scored during the match against Barcelona. A beautiful curved in ball which was definitely not a lucky shot but a shot trained hard enough by him thus resulting in the marvellous tight angle and great accuracy.


Now, let my story of the Chelsea players begin.

This picture is Andriy Shevchenko (Shevvie) and Didier Drogba (Dumbo) taken together after Dumbo has scored. Dumbo is called Dumbo as he looks like an elephant. However, Elephant sounds quite bad as a name thus Chiko and I have decided to name him Dumbo. Courtesy of Chiko and I.

This pair of Shevvie and Dumbo seems to be really scandalous as they are often seen together. Together as they always hug each other whenever either one scores or whenever Dumbo scores, Shevvie will jump on him. Evidence as follows.


However, if you would like to beg to differ about their close relation, there is another version as to the reason of Shevvie jumping on Dumbo. Shevvie used to be from AC Milan, yes, everyone knows that but the unknown thing is that he actually loves Elephant Rides. Therefore, he was willing to leave AC and join the Chelsea family. He wants free Elephant Rides thus going to Chelsea is never a wrong choice. Besides, he is paid so frigging much. I mean, why not !


Another pair which is the most scandalous pair is Frankie Lampard and John Terry. One is the Vice Captain while the other is the Captain. If one day, we see Frankie being the Captain for no good reason, we know the reason why. Simply because JT has given up his postition so as to make his love one happy. Sweet. Such a competible match, isn't it ? Yes, this pair is so loving until.. The invasion of the following potential threats or third parties, as you may say.




Potential Threat #1: Arjen Robben
Instead of letting JT share the joy with Frankie after Frankie's goal, Robben immediately jumps on Frankie, not allowing JT to have a chance to hug or kiss him. He wants Frankie all to himself, obviously !




Potential Threat #2: Ashley Cole
Same as Robben. He does not allow JT to have the chance to hug Frankie as he always does once Frankie scores. He pounces on Frankie right away, giving no one any chance to share the joy with him, only himself.




Potential Threat #3: Michael Ballack
Ever since he has been heading in goals from Frankie's corners, JT has not been scoring. Though JT is a Defender, his headers are magnificent. However, as Ballack has been reaching out for his corners, JT does not have a chance to score. Perhaps, Frankie is pissed off or unhappy with JT's performance so they are on a quarelling mode now. Which is very very bad.




Potential Threat #4: Didier Drogba
Even though he has Shevvie already, he is not contented. He still wants Frankie to himself. Dude, how can you be so greedy ?! Shevvie is good enough, leave Frankie alone, please ! Anyway, he has always been trying to hug Frankie whenever he scores though Frankie does not like it, I suppose. I made the conclusion of Frankie not exactly liking him as whenever Dumbo scores, Frankie totally does not care and whenever Dumbo is injured by their opponent, Frankie goes up and take a look and walks away, not concerned at all. Therefore, this is not a very strong rival for JT but apparently, Frankie is kind of willing to accept him as Frankie actually hugged him when he scored against Barcelona two weeks ago. Oh no, this spells danger for JT, he is losing Frankie !


Notice: John Terry is always the happiest one whenever Frankie scores. No matter how far back he is on the field, he will dash to Frankie at the speed of 300km/h, even faster than Michael Schumacher, just to hug Frankie ! And hugging is not enough, JT usually kisses Frankie. These days, however, we do not see such scenes, such cosy scenes. Frankie seems to be giving JT the cold shoulder by not hugging him and not wanting his hugs. Even after the match against Barcelona (Away), when the team hugged together, Frankie did not stand beside JT but having Mr Dumbo in between. These are the signs of a breaking or falling apart relationship.

Bad, very bad, damn bad.

These potential threats need to be eliminated. They cannot be in the way of Frankie and Terry's relationship. If Frankie is not happy with Terry, Terry will not play well. And if he does not play well, he does not defend well. And if he does not defend well, the Goalkeeper will concede goals. And if the Goalkeeper concedes goals, Chelsea loses. NO NO NO.

Therefore, for the sake of getting the Champion's League title for the third year in a row, those mentioned have to get out of the way. Dumbo has Shevvie, okay, good. Ballack can look for Khalid Boulahrouz. He is such a superb player who was the only one able to stop Ronaldinho (Horsey, now known as the Fallen Horse) during the match that night. Robben can look for Hilario since he is Mr Hilarious. Robben looks bored, he needs some entertainment in his life and I am sure Mr Hilarious is able to provide him with that. Ashley Cole can go for Michael Essien since both of them are so black. They can camouflage each other, not a bad idea !


Look at the both of them, so happy together ! (:










End of my Chelsea story.
Hope you liked it because I love it.
But even if you don't, just shut up.

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